And so it begins...

I understand that like Popeye, 'I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam'.  And what I 'yam' mostly is a hillbilly.  I know that the term hillbilly conjures up lots of mental images.  Most of them go something like this...

Now, I'm not saying that this image is 100% off-base.  I run across very similar oral hygiene and poor fashion choices daily (particularly at WalMart),

but there aren't too many outsiders getting ass-raped when they venture down here to BFE.

But we are a misunderstood brood, and my hope is that this blog will help you gain some insight into us.  After you get an accurate picture of us, you probably still won't like or respect us any more than you do now, but that's OK.  We really don't give a shit how you feel about us, as long as you make some effort to understand us.

That being said, the other thing you'll get a healthy dose of on here is all things BIKE.  Now I don't mean those motorized monstrosities that get prescribed at any hint of mid-life malaise.